Open Secrets, Vol. 14

• MIGHTY RHINOPITHECUS
• Good Bones vs. Bad Teeth
• So don’t do it.
• “Authentic” is a slippery slope, my friend.
• Lucky Numbers: 8, 73, 31, 5, 10578974, 2.
• The shortest month with the longest days.
• TAWNY FROGMOUTHS.
• Never mind minding the odds.
• Predict tomorrow.
• Open Concept vs. Closed Mind
• “Chewsday.”
• Spiderman —> Spidermen —> Spidermens
• Tough call. But impossible?
• SAIGA ANTELOPES.
• Nuts to that.
• Cold Tea vs. Hot Take
• Sketchy, shady people everywhere!
• Omens: black cats, cracked mirrors, overcast brows, sour beer, mismatched Crocs^TM.
• She gets it.
• Bad dubs ruin lives.
• ANY NUDIBRANCH.