Ophthalmologist Opinion: “There are more lopsided people than symmetrical.”
Direct From the Kitchen: “Such a meaty concoction!”
The Morning After: “Extra low we are today.”
Wardrobe Malfunction: “There are not enough butt pockets.”
Parenting Sage: “Newborns can’t make this smell.”
Back in the Day: “Also we used to say ‘brutal’ to mean ‘cool.’”
Ominous: “You’ll regret that choice when white comes into fashion again.”
True Compliment: “Omggg what a lil poot!”
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